Hey bro - quick question, how long are your eyelashes? And do you experience Ninja Eyelashes? 👁👁

I feel like I was born with the Bruce Lee eyelash gene.
It’s like getting punched in the eyeball within the blink of an eye. Literally. And when you look around to see who threw the punch … it’s ghost … you can’t see the problem, or anything at all.

Sometimes I’m afraid to go to sleep at night because I know when I close my eyes, that BruceLee eyelash is gonna get me! Get me right in my balls, my eyeballs. 👀 I stay woke, 'cause I can't catch a wink of sleep until I check under the bed for them Bruce Lees!

#eyelashes #BcuzTheyLashOut